Dear Dave,
I am sure that my last shipment of Religious Experience Hot Sauce and my letter ended up lost in the mail room, or I would have heard from you by now. I would have heard how great the sauce is, and how after reading the letter, you just wanted to know me better, and to meet me personally. The thousands of cards and letters you received saying, "R.E. on T.V.", probably had no meaning without the first letter so I am enclosing it as well and once again encouraging my loyal hot sauce fans to write you urging R.E. on T.V. Now Dave; You and I both know the Sauce is great and should be HELD UP ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. You will get a free Wrath T-Shirt for this!! But there's more!!! Now get this, if you play your cards right, I can also get my brother-in-law to come on the show with his dog Aja, boy oh boy do they have a trick for you........ If Phil, That's my brother in-law, sticks his finger in his nose and pretends to be picking it,, and says the word boogy, the dog goes nuts barking, yelping and trying to bite Phil's face. Too good to be true huh Dave, but I swear to you it is. It would be presumptuous of me to tell you which path to choose, but I can say without hesitation a Hot Sauce named Religious Experience, and a dog yelping barking and biting at a nose picker are a hard combination to top, this could be a turning point in your career. Best of luck Dave, and if you ever need anything give me a call.
This is an exact copy of the second letter J.K. really did send to David Letterman along with four jars of The Sauce. Now if you want to be part of something that could be really fun, we want you to drop a card or letter to Dave stating simply R.E----- ON T.V.!!!!!!!! (use the above address). If you already did this once, do it again please. If you didn't see the first letter, drop us a line and we'll send you a copy. (I don't think he can pass up Phil and the dog).
Thanks, J.K.
We get many comments from people all over the country on how they use the sauce, here are some of their ideas!!! Chips, nachos, tacos, and burritos, of course; with spaghetti , on pizza, in lasagna, on eggs, steaks, burgers, grilled cheese sandwiches, grits, baked potatoes, potato pancakes, on corn bread, chile cheese fries, hot dogs, brats, tuna salad sandwiches, in potato salad, deviled eggs, mixed with chutneys, and in curry dishes, on Navajo Tacos, mixed with cottage cheese, mayonnaise, sour cream, for baking pot roasts, or poaching fish , and last but not least, in Bloody Marys if you use the wrath they become Wrathful Marys. Try some of these out!! And if you have a favorite that is not listed here please let us know. Don't you love it......................... so many places to spread the sauce!!!!!
4 tablespoons prepared mustard 1 jar R.E. HOT SAUCE (you pick the heat) This is enough marinade for two pounds of either shredded chicken, beef, or pork. Marinate meat for at least one hour before cooking. The best way to cook Fajita meat is over charcoal, but pan fried is o.k. too. Prepare a bunch of goodies, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, cheese, onions, fresh cilantro, sour cream. Roll the fajita meat, goodies of your choice, and of course some Religious Experience Hot Sauce, in a flour tortilla.
Dick Cook (Smoky) of the Sauce Brewers won the 1994-1995 scoring championship at Harpo's Lanes Big Ten League. Cook averaged 194 to win the title. Congratulations Dick!! Also we are proud to announce new bowling teams. The Strong Museum of Rochester New York has fielded a 24 member team and is as we speak rolling R.E. to glory. Our next new bowling team is an indoor soccer team named, "Brooklyn", from the Washington DC area??? You figure it out. They reported playing a Bolivian team named Los Grillos that thought they had undergone a religious conversion when they showed up in their R.E. T-Shirts. If you bowl on a team or if you???? Drop us a line maybe we will sponser you with some shirts and some sauce.